bloomin-eck:

efferescent:

remember when a girl from my school wore a dress the same color as the green screen at prom

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oh yes

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her date did too

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That is actually kind of awesome. 

(via meggyharry)

punkphantom:

malformalady:

A man after a successful heart transplant, holding his old, diseased heart

metal as fuck

(via reillyconlon)

Timestamp: 1397884766

punkphantom:

malformalady:

A man after a successful heart transplant, holding his old, diseased heart

metal as fuck

(via reillyconlon)

beardhairdontcare:

Three straight boys walk into a bar.
Haha and then what ;)

(via cramp)

finnyisintheimpala:

slutsoul:

halethesassmaster:

slytheringsnake:

I’VE JUST COME TO THE HORRIBLE REALIZATION THAT HANNIBAL POOPS PEOPLE

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"you’re shitting me"

"i will be soon"

it got better

(via meggyharry)

relahvant:

positivethinkingforlosers:

most accurate weather in the world. 

stone gone

(Source: epic-humor, via snazziest)

Timestamp: 1397884630

relahvant:

positivethinkingforlosers:

most accurate weather in the world. 

stone gone

(Source: epic-humor, via snazziest)

How do people end up in relationship after relationship after relationship and I can’t find a single person to even find me remotely interesting for a solid ten seconds? 

(via cramp)

spankmehardbarry:

me when i log into tumbler dot com

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(via snazziest)

greathaircut:

i cant wait to get a boyfriend, im all prepared. i punched some holes in the lid of this jar and i put some grass and a twig in it

(via meggyharry)

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

cell-mate:

crackerhell:

ethanwearsprada:

i think it’s a universal truth that everyone in our generation takes pluto’s losing its planetary status as a personal offense

yes

pluto is smaller than russia. why did we ever even consider it a planet?

BECAUSE IT’S A PART OF OUR SOLAR SYSTEM

OHANA MEANS FAMILY

FAMILY MEANS NO ONE IS LEFT BEHIND

(via meggyharry)

theyellowbrickroad:

i want longer eyelashes so when i blink i can knock down cities with them

(via meggyharry)